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Islamic leisure Ltd is an up and coming leisure provider in the UK focusing on the needs of the Muslim community. Many of the leisure facilities in the UK are unsuitable for Muslim use due to the presence of alcohol, music & gambling onsite to name just a few of the Muslims concerns. We at Islamic leisure aim to liaise with existing leisure providers and arrange environments that are conducive to Islamic regulations whilst retaining the 'fun factor'. The ultimate aim is to fill the void in the arena of Halal leisure for Muslims.

Our biggest project to date is the upcoming €˜National Muslim fun day at Alton towers 2006€™. This event has been booked exclusively for our guests and will be held on Sunday 17th September. We have arranged with Alton towers to ensure no music, gambling or alcohol is allowed on the day as well as segregated adult ride areas, halal food stalls & prayer areas. We hope this day will live up to all your expectations and be a part of your happy memories for years to come.

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BabbaZee 7/1/2006 03:41PM PDT
Group tour host:

Ehem!
Allah Fubar, Seekers of Death!
Welcome to the Islamorama Unfair!

This morning we will be getting our
Unhappy Meals at McAllahs, where all children will receive a complimentary plastic AK 47 and a genuine "future shahid" Hamas headband!
Then,
our first attraction will be
The Hall of Beheaded Infidels
after that, get ready!
because
The House of the Atomic Djinn
has lots of suprises in store for you!
ULULULULULULULU!
Attentions sisters in Allah!
The Clitorectomy Mobiles are gassing up for
your exciting diversion . This is the only ride the women are permitted to enjoy!
and then..
it's off to the Camel Races!
Kaboom El Blammo Rammalamma AlKilya is everyone's favorite jockey!
Then.... the House of Zionist Mischief will terrify and amaze you!
And finally
we will arrive at the House of Shahids where Imams will be on call to sign up suicide bombers and issue fatwas.
Enjoy the day as if it were your last!
Because it may be!
ALLAH FUBAR!

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Next Alton Towers will be having a "Sharia Law Day" in which all entrants must believe in the stoning to death of adulterous women, the throwing of homosexuals off tall buildings and that all apostates are to executed etc. Oh, and the belief that all Christains are 'swine' and that the Jews are the descendants of 'pigs and monkeys'. Anyone who does not hold to this ass-backward religious point of view will not be allowed on the rides and will be promptly escorted off the premises.

Don't laugh folks, the way this politically correct obsessed country is going, this crazy shit just might happen. I don't know about you, but I am getting well and truly sick off these unenlightened Stone Age f*cking people.

Posted by Samsung at July 1, 2006 03:12 PM

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The couple from Bramley, Leeds, have paid £5,000 for the wedding at the Alton Towers Resort on September 16 and then to spend the next day on the rides with their guests.
But up to 28,000 Muslims are expected that day, when there will be no music, alcohol or gambling. Prayer areas will be set aside.
Amanda, 30, a recruitment sales advisor, said: "We have been to Alton Towers a lot as it's a great fun day out. Our family and friends have a lot of young children and we thought it would be a great idea to include that in our wedding plans.
"I don't think we should have to wear specific dress and be told what we can and can't do. And their rules on ride segregation means that Scott and I won't be able to go on them together."
The couple only found about the hiring out of the theme park through Amanda's sister Kim who received a letter out of the blue from Alton Towers.

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Furthermore, Miss Morris and her female guests will have to cover up to be in line with guests of Islamic Leisure wearing hijabs. "I've been looking forward to this day for 18 months, and suddenly it's in ruins," she said yesterday.

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A park worker said: "At first We thought we'd see nudists on rollercoasters. However, they're taking advantage of the offseason when the rides are shut. But it's going to be chilly."

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A MUSLIMS-only day at Britain€™s biggest theme park has been axed after a huge bookings flop.

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